They poke through GLORIA'S CREEPY POSSESSIONS. Relax, I've heard the police in California are exceptionally friendly towards minorities. What, break into a crime scene and start tampering with the evidence? Isn't that going to look just a little bit suspicious? We have definitely got to go investigate Gloria's apartment. Yeah, he must have passed the murderer while he was taking a leak. Holy shit we have video evidence that our friend committed murder? We have to turn this over to the police!Ĭalm down man! I'm sure there's an innocent explanation for all this. Hey, remember how Gloria was found murdered the same night we saw Carlos sneaking out of her apartment? Well now the police think he might have killed her! Pretty trippy huh? ANDREW'S APARTMENT COMPLEX - A FEW DAYS LATER Let me just put my face two inches above it and-ĪNDREW'S classmate CARLOS PRATTS bursts out of the APARTMENT and flees, distracting ANDREW from his JACKASSERY. The firework doesn't seem to be starting. I'm filming this too? Ah, the characters and setting may differ, but some things never change. WHAT'S THAT ANDREW? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! I'M TOO BUSY ORGASMING OVER THE SIGHT OF A NAKED LADY!!ĪND NOW I'M TOO BUSY FILMING YOU FILMING GLORIA!! WHY AM I DOING THAT?ĪNDREW and JORGE decide to lure GLORIA out of her apartment with a FIREWORK. ![]() But remember, if we can easily hear her, that means she can easily hear. ![]() Hey! Let's lower the video camera down the ventilation so we can find out what those noises are! Hey, are you assholes filming us? Put that thing down!Īaaaah! I don't understand! This is Paranormal Activity! Everyone's supposed to be okay with being filmed all the time! What the hell is going on?ĪNDREW and JORGE hear strange noises from the GLORIA SANDOVAL'S APARTMENT. Man, who cares about that? Check out my new video camera. ![]() You mean this Paranormal Activity movie isn't going to follow an upper-middle class white family in the suburbs? Has the world gone mad? Teenagers ANDREW JACOBS and JORGE DIAZ dick around with a camera.
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